Never women and children... (04.19)
Kevin Rhoades: Dad.
It's Mark Teixeira. Can I have an autograph?
Chuck: Oh, yeah. Sure, let's go ask. Come on… Hey, uh, Kev, you know what? Let's hold up. Let's not bother the man right now. Okay?
Hey, Mark, do you mind, uh, talking to this little man? I know his mom and dad.
Mark: Yeah. Come on.
Bobby: Kevin! Kevin, come on.
Kevin Rhoades: Can I go?
Chuck: Yeah, of course. Go on.
Mark: Hey, buddy. You a baseball player?
Kevin Rhoades: Yeah.
Mark: All right, let's see if I can find a ball to sign for you.
Chuck: Baron Von Axelrod. Gesture's appreciated.
Bobby: Of course. Never women and children.
Chuck: It's a big deal for him. Favorite player. Calls him the "Mark Man."
Bobby: Well, he's obviously got his mother's instinct for people.
Mark Charles Teixeira (born April 11, 1980) is an American former professional baseball first baseman. He played 14 seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and New York Yankees. Before his professional career, he played college baseball at Georgia Tech, where in 2001 he won the Dick Howser Trophy as the national collegiate baseball player of the year. One of the most prolific switch hitters in MLB history, Teixeira was an integral part of the Yankees' 27th World Series championship in 2009, leading the American League (AL) in home runs and runs batted in (RBI) while finishing second in the Most Valuable Player Award (MVP) balloting. Teixeira was a three-time All-Star, won five Gold Glove Awards and three Silver Slugger Awards, and also holds the all-time major league record for most games with a home run from both sides of the plate, with 14. He was the fifth switch hitter in MLB history to reach 400 home runs.