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Drinking, women, and drugs in perfect balance... (41.50)

Wendy: This is your third divorce, but your first ass tattoo. Any ideas?

Wags: My idea was the drinking, women, and drugs in perfect balance. An infinite Zen garden.

Wendy: Simplicity, harmony between the elements, purity, that's what makes it a Zen garden. I think you're confusing it with the AVN Awards.

The AVN Awards are film awards sponsored and presented by the American adult video industry trade magazine AVN (Adult Video News) to recognize achievement in various aspects of the creation and marketing of American pornographic movies and they are called the "Oscars of porn".